Now Offering My Services As Professional Falcon Puncher

• Let Me Demonstrate First
• I Am Available For Discussion Enders
• Say You Are A Middle School Teacher And Some Kid Is Giving You Lip, I Will Show Up And Punch The Kid So Hard He Gets Knocked To Detention
• I Can Help Celebrities Too
• Start Hopping On A Couch On The Operah Show, I Will Knock You The Fuck Out To Save Your Good Name
• If You Just Want Someone Punched, Give Me Money, The Power Of The Punch Depends On The Pay
• I Do Bar Mitzvahs
• I Do Weddings
• I Do Funerals, As You Need To Be Sure They Are Dead
• I Am The Only Person Who Can Kill A Vampire With One Punch
• I Take Two For Werewolves
• I Will Also Take Some Cases For Free, Without Warning