The Good Advice You Just Wouldn’t Take

  • That Dinosaur Is Going To Fuck Your Ass If You Start Shit
  • Just Ask Her The Fuck Out Already
  • Dump Her, She Is Making Your Life Hell Dude
  • I Don’t Think You Should Outrace That Train
  • Skip The 21st Shot
  • Enron Seems Odd, I Bet The Stock Will End Up Tanking
  • Get Google Stock The Minute It’s On The Market
  • Be Cool, Or Alternatively Stay In School.  But Don’t Be A Geek Who Isn’t In School
  • Don’t Get The Gamecube, It Will Never Have As Many Awesome Games As The PS2
  • Do A Barrel Roll!

One Response to “The Good Advice You Just Wouldn’t Take”

  1. Dewey Says:

    “Don’t Quit Your Job, Finding A New Job Sucks Balls”
    “Check That Chest For Traps Before You Just Open It”
    “Word Is She Gets Around – Wear A Rubber, Dude”

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