Reasons Why It Isn’t Working

• It’s Broken, Look At That Crack
• It’s You, Not Me
• It Needs Batteries
• It’s Me, Not You
• Plug It In First
• Out Of Gas
• It Needs A New Flux Capacitor
• It Needs A Patch
• The Last Patch Broke It
• It’s Missing A Wire
• You Broke It
• My Cat Broke It
• It Needs To Be Kicked
• It Got Kicked Too Hard