Mass Effect 2

• Headbutting Krogans Is Badass
• Reapers Are Stupid
• The Geth Are Our Friends
• Headbutting Krogans Is Still Badass
• Drinks Are Free
• Being A Dick Is Always A Good Answer
• Every Shop Is Sheppard’s Favorite Shop On The Citadel
• Except The Shop That Hates Poor People
• Garrus Is Now Cool
• Quarians Are Pathetic And Should Lose To The Geth
• Sheppard Is The Only Man In The Universe Capable Of Doing Anything, Ever
• It’s Bad To Murder, Except For When It’s Mass Murder
• Joker Is Useless, For Anything
• Wrex Is Too Cool To Hang Out With Sheppard
• Jack Is Down To Fuck, But Hates Emotion
• Jack Has A Vagina And Wears Almost No Clothes, In Space
• Grunt Is A Crazy Fucker, As In Psycho Killer
• Mordin Is The Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
• Is Fucking Amazing
• Has A Biotic Wind That Charges
• Lets You Give A Woman A Black Eye
• Mass Effect 3 Will Let You Shoot Her