http://yearinlists.wordpress.com Lists Of Things Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:44:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png http://yearinlists.wordpress.com http://yearinlists.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/mass-effect-2/ http://yearinlists.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/mass-effect-2/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:44:12 +0000 d3adend http://yearinlists.wordpress.com/?p=63225463 ]]>

Headbutting Krogans Is Badass

Reapers Are Stupid

The Geth Are Our Friends

Headbutting Krogans Is Still Badass

Drinks Are Free

Being A Dick Is Always A Good Answer

Every Shop Is Sheppard’s Favorite Shop On The Citadel

Except The Shop That Hates Poor People

Garrus Is Now Cool

Quarians Are Pathetic And Should Lose To The Geth

Sheppard Is The Only Man In The Universe Capable Of Doing Anything, Ever

It’s Bad To Murder, Except For When It’s Mass Murder

Joker Is Useless, For Anything

Wrex Is Too Cool To Hang Out With Sheppard

Jack Is Down To Fuck, But Hates Emotion

Jack Has A Vagina And Wears Almost No Clothes, In Space

Grunt Is A Crazy Fucker, As In Psycho Killer

Mordin Is The Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian

Is Fucking Amazing

Has A Biotic Wind That Charges

Lets You Give A Woman A Black Eye

Mass Effect 3 Will Let You Shoot Her

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I Read A Post Over At Sexy VideogameLand

It Made Me Think About Gamers

That Is Where The Title Comes From

Being A Gamer Isn’t About Your Gamerscore

It’s Not About Your Trueskill

It’s Not About How Many Games You Have Played

It’s Not About How Many Games You Beat

It’s Not About When You Started Playing

It’s Not About Which Game Is Your Favorite

It’s About WHY That Game IS Your Favorite

It’s About Trying To Find Meaning In A Game

It’s About Being Willing To See A Game For It’s Own Value

It’s About Knowing The Fucking Story Behind The Games You Play

It’s About Being Able To Ignore That Story Behind The Game And Play The Game For The Game

It’s Ok To Have A Favorite Platform

But It’s Never Okay To Refuse A Game Due To It’s Platform

What You Get Out Of A Game Depends On What You Put Into The Game

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He Is Quite Happy For Others

He Will Allow Others To Finish

He Thinks I Have One Of The Best Blogs Of All Time

He Can’t See Out Of His Sunglasses

He Wishes You Would Stop Being Such A Robocop

He Doesn’t Enjoy Gold Diggers

He Likes Fish Sticks

His Last CD Sucked

He Is A Gay Fish

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If At First You Do Not Succeed, Yell Loudly And Try Again

Sunglasses Make You Badass

If I Can’t Find Self Confidence, I Should Have Confidence In Someone Else, Who Will Have Confidence In Me

If I Want Something Bad Enough, Reality Will Warp Itself Around My Willpower To Make It Happen

Drills Are The Best Weapon

Always Make Sure To Eat Properly

Violence Is A Valid Solution

Nothing Makes People Cheer Up Better Than Being Punched In The Face

Love (And Giant Robots Powered With Love) Conquer All

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His Birth Was Faked

He Not Only Is He Not American

He Is In Fact A Robot

He Is Also A Nazi

Because The Nazi’s Had Welfare

Obama Once Listened to Rap

Obama Smokes Weed Every Day

Obama Is A Slacker

He Is Racist

He Thinks We Are All The Same

He Works Too Hard

He Is Going To Destroy The World

The Mark Of The Beast Is On Him

He Is Trying To Run The Country How HE Wants, Not How Bill O’Reily Wants

Obama Hates White People, As He Married A Black Woman

Obama Is An Oreo Because He Doesn’t Do Enough For Black People

He Is Forcing Texas To Secede

He Is A Muslim, Except Not Even He Knows It

Obama Is Going To Destroy America

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A Supreme Hunter

Around 5,000 Soldiers

2,000 Civilians

10,000 Infected

10 Boars

30 Wolves

4 Ghosts

Myself Twice

That One Wall

120 Cars

70 Rats

12 Werewolves

100 Dark Temple Followers

6 Giant Spiders

1 Inn Keeper

12 Guards

43 Kobolds

7 Elves

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Robots

Ninjas

Rock

Sharks

Lasers

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It’s Broken, Look At That Crack

It’s You, Not Me

It Needs Batteries

It’s Me, Not You

Plug It In First

Out Of Gas

It Needs A New Flux Capacitor

It Needs A Patch

The Last Patch Broke It

It’s Missing A Wire

You Broke It

My Cat Broke It

It Needs To Be Kicked

It Got Kicked Too Hard

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You, Like A Hurricane

Around The Clock

The Casbah

Steady

Dance Floor

The World

This Town

Whatcha Got

Until The Break Of Dawn

The Party That Rocks The Party

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Car And Driver Fooled So Epic, It Had To Remove It From The Internet

Blizzard Did Many A Thing Worthy Of Laughs

Giantbomb Did A List Of Lists That I Put On A List

Google Makes Things Easier

Nine Inch Nails Release The Album Of The Forever

Wizards Of The Coast Creates Most Balanced D&D Class EVER

Everything Else Was Not Funny At All

Humor Is Dead You Know

But I Am Bringing Humor Back

Like Justin Brought Sexy Back

If You Think Humor Never Left Its Because I Brought It Back So Fast

Don’t Doubt Me

I Am A Turtle And You Are a Pigeon

I Will See You Next Update

Don’t Hold Your Breath For It

You Will Be Long Dead Before Then

My Only Reader At That Point Will Be Me

My Ego Needs More Than Just My Own Attention

Find Me Souls Of The Pure

Sacrifice Them To Me

I Will Give You Candy For Souls

Good Candy Too

I Will Let You Pick It At The Store

As I Am The Best Around

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